Friday, 21 May 2010

Everybody loves the sunshine

Now it's Officially Summer, thoughts turn to disrobing and frying oneself in the Grand British Tradition. But, what to wear? I can't get my arse into anything I already own so I've taken to dreaming about wearing this fancy number...

How incredible is this? Only problem is that it's £72.50 - ouch!


Alternatively...


This is £59.50 but sold out in my size. Damnation!
You can find more a-mazing swimsuits here.

Enjoy the sunshine :)



Tuesday, 18 May 2010

University of Oxford or University of Life?

Although I got over my Woody Allen obsession around the time I discovered he'd hooked up with his adopted child, I'm still a massive fan of his classic films. In Manhattan - a glorious film - he and Diane Keaton are arguing about the nature of knowledge (does it even have a nature?) and in response to Keaton's statement that she has "... a million facts at her fingertips", Allen, in his inimitable way, states that:

"They [facts] mean nothing because nothing worth knowing is understood with the mind. Everything valuable enters through a different opening, if you'll excuse the disgusting imagery."

I'm totally on team Allen with this. Being in Oxford, it's easy to lose sight of this when surrounded with hordes of over-confident and verbose folk who read books whilst walking down the street (this never ceases to amaze me, incidentally. I don't know anywhere else in the UK - with the exception of Cambridge, perhaps - that people could get away with this without getting the shit kicked out of 'em) and quote reams of Latin on command. It's easy to feel cowed and I suspect that most people equate academic achievement and an ability to retain and regurgitate knowledge in books with "being smart". Bullshit, I say. An education and being educated are two very different things in my mini world. I've met intensely academic people who are utterly lacking in emotional intelligence and vice versa. I know who'd I'd choose to share a pint with in this situation.

My darling father is a painter and decorator by trade and one of the smartest, most politically aware and knowledgeable people I've ever met. He also happens to possess an incredible capacity for empathy and social justice. He gets up at 0545 every morning and has a "reading hour" where he sits and ploughs through political and historical tomes. He does night classes in things like "The Civil Rights Movement" and "20th Century Britain before 1979". He's a old-school socialist who knocks on the doors of the muppets who live near my parents and tries to explain why voting for the BNP is not a good thing. When I'm frequently bamboozled by some political motion or grappling with the Israel/Palestine conflict, he's the person I call who can make sense of the madness in a coherent and no-nonsense way. The man is gold.

Despite this, he constantly describes himself as "just a daft painter" and makes jokes about how he "doesn't know 'owt" which equally breaks my heart and makes me fucking furious. He has massive life experience and massive knowledge learned from books but his spelling sucks and he left school with shitty grades at 15 and he's not formally educated, doesn't have the confidence and was never encouraged to achieve therefore he considers himself "thick". He didn't read a book until he was thirty fucking years old. OK; he's much older than a lot of the Oxford kids I'm comparing him to but lots of those Oxbridge kids grow up to be cunts. Sorry.

Wow... just looked back and seen how much I've written and how much I've digressed. This really wasn't meant to be a one-woman ode to my father although it all ties in to my original sentiment(s) which I believe are worthy of a list. Yes!

1) Verbosity is fancy, esoteric bullshit. I do not consider it advantageous. It alienates people and makes them feel inferior and useless. Most people are not academics. The masses are the people most in need of education and reaching out to them in a language them can understand is a skill and a privilege.

2) "Education" means formal academic training (or lack of) and it also means things like learning about diversity, i.e. something that I consider more essential to a harmonious society than all the Shakespeare you can shake a stick at.
3) People who are not in possession of a extensive vocabulary and who get wigged out when asked a question or when put on the spot are not lesser beings!! I'd like to think that most intelligent people would agree with this in theory, but it's fucking remarkable how easily people switch off/zone out/resort to hideous stereotypes when confronted with such a person. Yes; communicating is very important but an inability to do this with ease or coherence does not mean that folk are any less capable of experiencing and feeling things or accurately identifying something as right or wrong. Not possessing the language to express thoughts, feelings and experiences accurately and clearly can be one of the most intensely frustrating and infuriating experiences and something I think a lot of "problem youth" can attribute to their aforementioned "problems".

On another matter, emotional intelligence is something I consider really valuable. I don't really wanna spend time with people who don't know how to fucking behave or treat people with courtesy and respect which is I guess one way to interpret emotional intelligence - the ability to empathise, perhaps. Maybe I'm as bad as the intellectual snobs for my inverted fascism? Historically, those things concerned with the "emotional" tend to be disregarded as unscientific, subjective and frivolous. This might be because emotion is traditionally linked to the feminine. Another reason to fly the flag for it, as far as I'm concerned...
I'm not confident I've actually achieved what I set out to with this post but it's time to chill with a film so I'm signing off now. I suspect I've been shamelessly contradictory and hypocritical but I can't really be fucked to go through it all again. I've also been boozing whilst typing so that might explain the scattered nature of this post. Trying to keep to the original intent of a post without digressing is hard! Does anyone else find this? In conclusion: University of Life for me EVERY TIME.
Enjoy the gorgeous pic of Keaton (and Allen)

Monday, 26 April 2010

This Charming Man...



Yes, yes; I know I'm about twenty years late for the Morrissey obsession, but I simply CAN'T HELP MYSELF. In the pics and films from the 80s, he looks absolutely perfect. Sigh.


*This post is also me experimenting with posting YouTube vids to my blog. Honestly, officer!

Tuesday, 2 March 2010

Guest blogger extraordinaire (well - not QUITE...)

Whaddup, possee! It's been a while since I've posted as I've been surreptitiously guest blogging for the last month on a popular feminist website. I don't want to say which one because it'll blow my cover, but for those who know: eek!

I've just emailed the editor to thank her for such a cool opportunity, which is exactly how I viewed it. Seriously high drama, mind; getting stuff out there into the world is not for the sensitive! I actually heard something along these lines on Radio 4 over breakfast this AM about how commenting online, and online communities more generally, are like this alternate limbo existence where there's limited potential to cause offence or hurt someone (because it's cyberspace, right?). Bag o'shite. I'd like to think I wouldn't be any more harsh online than I would be in reality, but I'm not entirely sure it's true... Anyway - wicked experience overall! I've got the hunger now...

There aren't enough lists in my life, so to save me precious time to watch 'Poor Cow' whilst the wife's out of the house (she's sick of my penchant for "bleak" films), I'm gonna summarise the latest in a list form. Mint!

Good stuff

1. The sun! After two long months of grim as fook weather, the sun emerged yesterday, on March 1. I'd love to say it's officially spring, but I'm not wildly optimistic...
2. Our new scanner. What can I say? I'm easily pleased. I'm now wasting vast swathes of time scanning every photo in my collection since the year dot.
3. xx Heard their album at my pal's house. Epic.
4. Time for reading. Obviously, this never went away, but over the last month I've just felt way too busy to make time for this absolutely critical of activities. Looking forward to getting back on the case.
5. This wicked new programme I caught the end of on Radio 4 at the weekend about working class representation in literature. More like this, please!

Bad stuff

1. My job. Still kind of sucks. I need to get the hell out of admin pronto.
2. My debt. Got a letter in the post from a debt collection agency upon returning home tonight, threatening to start legal proceedings. Fuck you!! I'm doing my damnedest to make it right.
3. Not seeing enough of my parents. They're wicked and I miss them loads.
4. Eating and drinking too much and not exercising. I'm currently on the fast-track for a heart attack... I need to give myself a kick.
5. Oxford? I have a love/hate relationship with this place. There's loads of things I really value about living here (gorgeous buildings, small enough to navigate on foot or bike, pals living really close by, easy living) but sometimes it just stifles me. Like now, for instance. The capital is calling!

Sunday, 10 January 2010

A pad of one's own...?

I've just finished reading an excellent article about the buy vs. rent debate on housing. As a long-term renter with no forseeable plans to get on the property ladder (I wish) and an absolute buffoon of a landlord, I could relate and empathise with the words of Penny Anderson, also a long-term renter who commented thus:

"You have no security right from the start. If you ever question anything, if you ever stand up to your landlord, they will not renew the tenancy. The problems begin from the moment you start looking for a rental property, she says, with letting agents regarding tenants (and landlords) as easy prey for one spurious fee after the next.

In Glasgow, the letting agent said I had to pay a £150 'administration' fee. I told him that, in Scotland at least, the fee was not legal. He just laughed at me. While I was there, I saw other tenants being charged upwards of £100 for taking up references. As far as I could see, the agent made £250 for about 10 minutes' work running their details past a credit reference agency.

When you are a tenant, your house is never your home. Everything conspires to make you feel unsettled. You can't decorate it the way you might want it to be, and woe betide you if you put a nail in the wall. I'd give anything to have the money to be able to buy my own place."

I have been living in my current flat for just over three years now. Initially, we obtained the property through an agency, who charged us the customary exorbitant and unlawful 'administration' fee. The agency workers were disinterested, obnoxious and unresponsive, much like our landlord who we now deal directly with due to the agency withholding our rent, resulting in a request from him to 'deal directly with me, from now on'.

Since then, we have experienced ongoing problems with our landlord who refuses to respond to emails about the most basic maintenance requests, tells us one thing then does a complete u-turn and denies ever saying such a thing, waltzes in the flat without the requisite, legal 24-hour notice period and basically talks to us like we're complete reprobates. In May, he finally agreed to refurbish our bathroom, which had sunk to new depths in squalor. Initially, he agreed for works to begin at the end of June. They actually began on 30 November. Today is 10 January and although we now have a functioning toilet and bath, we still do not have a shower, an appliance which we consider pretty essential as working lassies. Who has time to run a full bath before racing out of the house each morning? Certainly not us, and we don't much like soaking in our own filth in a desperate attempt to get clean.

The high point for us was when works first began on the bathroom. We were directed to use the bathroom of the flat below, which was vacant, for the refurbishment period. Not ideal, but we were told that it would be finished within 7-10 days. Three days in we received a text message from our landlord at 1655 in the evening announcing that he "was coming to stay" to do some maintenance work. Alarmed, we wondered where he was planning on staying as we were using the vacant middle flat. We returned late that evening after going out for a friend's birthday to discover that he'd accessed the property and had kipped down in the aforementioned flat. WTF?! When we challenged him on this, explaining calmly and reasonably that maybe we didn't want to share facilities with our landlord, and asking him why he chose the one week in the year that we needed to use the flat to move in himself, he exploded, calling us unreasonable, accusing us of "impeding works" and - best of all- stating that "lots of people in Europe share bathroom facilities"... where to begin? Thankfully, he moved out after three nights. We're still awaiting completion on the bathroom, however.

To add insult to injury, our washing machine has now collapsed, so we've been using the machine in our middle flat until we get a new machine delivered (incredibly, he dealt with this matter relatively quickly, stating that he'd ordered a new machine for us. We were delighted, until he decided that we weren't worthy of a new machine and that we would have to contend with the ancient machine from the middle flat...). We'd put a large sign on the door to the middle property to alert the various tradespeople who stream in and out of the property at will not to lock the door as the middle flat was currently in use (i.e. by us). We also asked the landlord to pass on this information to his contractors. On Thursday evening, however, I returned from work to discover the middle flat had been locked. I called our landlord who said he would contact the tradesperson and ask them to call round and unlock it. Nobody has been round to do this and, despite a series of texts and emails to the landlord (standard), we are now without washing facilities.

The constant failure of our landlord to communicate with us, show us basic respect, respond to our emails within in a reasonable timeframe, address our modest maintenance requests, respect our privacy and the fact that although the property may be his, we've made it our home, has caused arguments between my partner, major stress, upset and tears, and a constant sense of paranoia every time I hear what I think is our door being unlocked (who's coming in this time?). I'm sick of doing admin at work all day only to return home and begin another series of email exchanges with our landlord, thanking him kindly for responding to point number four on our earlier email, but could he please respond to points one, two, three and five, too?

We are impotent to do anything and it's wrong. Millions of other people must be in the same position, if not worse, and laws are flounced time and again. I've contacted the local council and the CAB, to no avail. My next step is my local councillors, who I plan to contact about our ongoing issues and apparent helplessness as tenants, despite handing over the best part of £1K every month. Watch this space...

Penny Anderson, quoted above, also has a brilliant blog on the trials and tribulations of renting. You can find it here - definitely worth checking out.

Wednesday, 16 December 2009

Shameless consumerism...

'Tis the season... to consume?

Yes, yes - we all know that Christmas has deteriorated to a mass orgy of spending, debt and subsequent guilt, with the 'true' values being cast aside for the latest X-box/plasma widescreen TV/iPod/insert consumer good of choice here. As a veteran victim of debt, I am categorically opposed to anything that induces people to max their plastic so people can accumulate more stuff, and think kids these days get too much, etc. etc. blah, blah, blah...

For me, Christmas is usually the longest period of time I get off work in the entire year. This means the annual return to the familial north, ranting with my dear Father about politics, much to the despair of my poor Mother, overeating, drinking, relaxing, getting cosy, making time to read and catch-up with old friends and family. In all, a glorious time.

In terms of gifts... I don't buy many and, therefore, I'm not really expecting many - and this if fine. For this reason, however, please allow me a momentary escape in a fantasy world where I get whatever the hell I like. Wishlist as follows:


Urban Outfitters

All Over Stud Drawstring Bag: £62



French Connection Bright Eyes Shirt: was £45, now £22.50 (but none left in my size. Damnation!)









A day in a spa:
£ the sky's the limit, baby


Waiting for the Etonians by Nick Cohen: £8.57
A Life Inside - A Prisoner's Notebook by Erwin James: £8.99


Rough Trade's top ten albums of the year (plus £10 voucher): £99



Urban Outfitters Playful Promises Black Bra £24 (who could resist?)


Classic iPod: £189 (because I'm sick of lugging my portable CD player and extensive CD collection around)






A year's subscription to Bust magazine: $39.95

Play: The Nylon Book of Music: £7.92


Urban Outfitters black brogues: £32
















An extra 12 hours in the day, every day: £ priceless















Tuesday, 1 December 2009

Reasons for buying books

... as if any were needed! Great blog post to inspire and encourage.

http://litlove.wordpress.com/2009/11/17/reasons-for-buying-books/

Enjoy!